There is an actual Cafe Malaria, outside the Peace Corps office. It is the farthest that volunteer down with malaria or any of the other innumerable ailments of the tropics can travel withou collapsing, and so that was how it got its name. If you have malaria, you eat at Cafe Malaria. […]

HAPPY HOUR AT CAFÉ MALARIA
Introduction: The Sneezing American
Maybe Café Malaria had once had another name. It might have been, at one point in its history, Maquis Gloire A Dieu Tout-Puissant, or maybe Chez Elise, but nobody remembered anymore. None of its patrons called it anything but Café Malaria, and none of the family […]

This was inspired by two things - the college students of “Fear Sweeney” and the “Left Behind” series, the only things on the bestsellers lists that are actually worse written than Dan Brown.
In further news - the generator is FUNDED! Thanks to all who donated; once the workshop starts working, I will post updates […]

END OF DAYS
A Radio Drama
[a crackling radio voice]
VOICEOVER: “Mayday! Mayday! Commander Irons, they’re coming!”
“Steady, Lance, steady. Give me a report.” Stan Irons could hear shrieks of terror in the background and the sounds running feet. He could also hear the private’s breath, quickened by fear, and in the distance, an ominous […]